- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

This is my favorite antijoke.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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