- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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