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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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