- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Terry has ebola

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Morning wood.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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