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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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