A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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this website even though its hilarious.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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your no better than a cockroach

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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