What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What moos like a cow? Another cow

thumb_up thumb_down -9

i just wrote this so hard

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

baloney sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops