a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

my egg roll

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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