- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A black student graduated High School

George W. Bush

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