- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

I'm going to Re-write History... History

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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