why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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