Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

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