What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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