Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Take part of what?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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