- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Albino African Americans

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A jew enters a mall.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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