- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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