What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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