Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Women's rights

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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