- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

I was watching Fox news.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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