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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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