What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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