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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smelly Indians.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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