what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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hi

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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your face

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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