- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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