- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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