What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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