Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

And you honored it I see :P

drew edminstin is a rat

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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