- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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