Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What do you call an amazing person Good

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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