you will like this because i am black.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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