what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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