- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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