- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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