A hill billy went fishing

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

ure mama's so fat

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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