An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A jew enters a mall.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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