If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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