What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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