whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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dead dibbs

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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