What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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