Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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