Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

George W. Bush

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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