- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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