Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

mental kid

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

the redsox

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Who wants $300? Me too.

why do mexicans get made fun of

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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