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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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