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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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