Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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lets bomb africa

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A whole 'nother.

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