Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Good job, son.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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