A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats green? The color green.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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