what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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