Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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school homewrok

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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