What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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