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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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