A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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