what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Fine, ladies first.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...