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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

one morning i turned on my tv

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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