- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

salad days!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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