- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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