why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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