why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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