I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Please don't shoot me

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

5 people are walking

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Face...the other white meat!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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