How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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the economy.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Albino African Americans

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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