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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance