how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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