- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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