- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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