what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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my egg roll

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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