- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

one of the idiot

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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