how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

And Stephen Hawking said.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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