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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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