- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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