There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Hi

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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woman's rights

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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