- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.