- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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