What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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