- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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