A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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