- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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