roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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flavin's head

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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