- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

I used to know what alzheimers was

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If you were a pie I'd eat you

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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