- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A bar walks into a man

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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