- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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