- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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