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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Irish sobriety

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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