How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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