What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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justin beiber sucks

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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