- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Wolfjob.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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