Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Women can vote? WTF

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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