- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Banana Hamock.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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