- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what came first the chicken or the chips

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Justin with a hat.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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