- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Ehh

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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