What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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