- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Albino African Americans

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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