What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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