- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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