A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A jew enters a mall.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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