What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Wolfjob.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

mikey is cute

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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