- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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