What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Yo Momma is not fat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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