why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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