- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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