- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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