A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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poop.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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