Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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