I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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