- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's 9 + 10 19

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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