Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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mikey is cute

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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