- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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