- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

I'm gay.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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