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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Sex education in Texas.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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