How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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flavin's head

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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