- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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