- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Ask me if im a tree? No

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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