What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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