Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Reading the Terms and Conditions

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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