- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..