Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

i committed murder

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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