- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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