How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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TRICERATOPS!

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A kid has no friends.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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One time i was sitting down

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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