- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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