- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Im cute hehehee

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Obama

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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