women's rights.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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silver bullet?

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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