- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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