Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Trump will make America great again.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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nothing

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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