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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Stephen Hawking

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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