- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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