- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Abortion.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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