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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Horse.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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