- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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knock knock whos there? nobody

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what is 3+3= 8

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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