- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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