- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

The FCC

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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