- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

so today i took a poop. hehe

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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