- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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