- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A child walks into a classroom.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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