- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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