What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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