laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

whats green and lives in the water

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

123 f*ck off

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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