- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

i hate non minorities!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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