- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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