ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What is older than history?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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