can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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arena football

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A dyslexic blind man

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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hi mom

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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want more?

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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