- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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