Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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are u black unlucky

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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dallen loves penis

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I like poop in my butt

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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