- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Your sex life.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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