- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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