- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

mitchell palmer sucks

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