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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Knock knock come in.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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