- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

salad days!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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