Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Fine, ladies first.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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