- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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