- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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