- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Rush Limbaugh

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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