Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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