the redsox

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Who wants $300? Me too.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why do mexicans get made fun of

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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