- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

tea with milk?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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