- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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