Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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