- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Chlamydia

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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