- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

You're so sweet I have diabetes

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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