Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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