- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Everybody will die

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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