- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Stephen Hawking

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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