- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How would you rule?

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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