A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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