Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

This sentence is a lie.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Guest what? Dog

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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