mental kid

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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the redsox

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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