What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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tea with milk?

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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