How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Japan

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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