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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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