- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A hill billy went fishing

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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