- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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