- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How old is victor? Half past dead

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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