- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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