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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

George W. Bush

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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