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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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