So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Bryson got a concussion...he died

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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