what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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