OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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