- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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