- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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