- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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