- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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