- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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