- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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