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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.