Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Please don't shoot me

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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