I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Black people.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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