- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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