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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Jersey Shore.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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