Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Democracy.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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women's rights

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Anti Joke

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