- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What is older than history?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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